I'm glad you've come to visit.
Unless you know me, or know something about me, I'm sure this won't
be very amusing.
However, If you do know me, it still may not be very amusing.
Let me explain:
I'm not a computer person. I know very little
about computers. This silly little experiment
will probably serve only to boost my pride,
If it works.
All I know is that learning all this html stuff
is confusing, to say the least.
Me? Do you want to know about me? I know you didn't
answer "yes," but, if you're still here, you're
going to hear about it anyway.
When I first made this, I JUST LOST MY JOB!
Horrible, ain't it? You see, I worked at a kiosk.
They closed it down one day. Just like that.
No notice. I wouldn't even have known until I came
to work. But I suppose that's what I deserve for
working under someone who didn't finish highschool.
Well, I live in CA, and I'm looking for a way to make
easy money. I won't strip, I won't be a prostitute,
I'm not going to be a drug dealer; basically, anything
outright illegal or perverse is out of the question.
However, I do sing relatively well, I have some good
art skills, I think, I can dance, and I'm a quick
learner. I know I can't be a rock star yet, but, I'd
like to dream. Hey, if you're reading this, and you
can get me some easy money job, or you're a 90 year
old millionaire on his deathbed looking for someone to
inherit all your money,
drop me a line, okay? So anyway, I'm 17, I'm
feeling blue, I'm jobless, poor, with naught to
do. hah, there's a song for you.
GOLD, BABY! I'm feeling a bit crazy.